sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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