Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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