I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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