He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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