We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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