I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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