and i looked up. we had an audience...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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