Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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