if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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