So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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