My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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