i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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