Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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