There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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