I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I think people are normalizing furries
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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