census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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