Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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