I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
His hands were made for my vagina.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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