Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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