This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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