My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
try to milk me bitch
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