David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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