Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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