Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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