Can i not drive my cunt home
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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