no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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