i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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