apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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