Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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