I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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