During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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