I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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