It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I sprained my soul last night
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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