Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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