New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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