I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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