This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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