Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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