Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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