there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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