the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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