can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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