Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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