they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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