You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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