I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I deserve this hangover.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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