kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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