whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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