I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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