tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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