dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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