Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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