Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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