he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
